Flashin' Freako

On a lazy Friday afternoon, Bam2 asked, "Any plans for this coming week?"
"October 7th happens to be a very important day, you know?" he continued.
For an obsessed tutor, 7th October is one day nearer to the end of Sarita's SA2.
"Umm-hmmm... ya, pretty much important cos I won't need to run in and out of Jurongland after that." I tried.
"NO! It's MY birthday, you dumb dumb!!!" the boy shrieked in frenzy.
Bah! Typical Librans... -_-|||

Here, I am sure you would notice, the similarities between the Octanite kids: when you sense no ounce of shame in them when it comes to announcing their birth-dates. And so, Tuesday was spent cooking up a birthday storm for Bam2's 22nd birthday.

Kok had the good fortune of bumping into me on the bus and we decided to get his cake for Joshua together. Do not be fooled because underneath this shy demeanour is a more sinister core...

THE EXCHANGE
MS. VOO: "Heya my sweets, please note that we'll be celebrating Joshua's birthday tonight. We'll meet 930pm at Hall 15 bus-stop. Kindly revert so that I can gauge the size of the cake to purchase."
KOK: "Me, me. Btw, i'm planning to get another cake, but my cake is not meant to be eaten, it's meant to be destroyed. Gd idea? Haha... But I'm afraid his face will be allergic to that."
MS. VOO: "I'm chuckling like a twin on the train right now... they were right... kok is evil pok! >,<"
KOK: "Nah. jux wanna inject some fun into it. Haha"

After haggling with the confectionary, we finally arrived at the bus-stop where the kids queued up patiently to fill out Joshua's birthday note,while waiting for Hall 15's Halloween Party to be disbanded.

As usual, they all went berserk like rampaging monkeys... -_-|||Poor Ms. Voo had to ring out her lungs dry maintaining peace amidst their insanity, and golly, I think if my students ever turn out to be like them, I'll probably be a mute even before I turn 30(that's 5 more years from now...)

Halloween 15 came to a closure at 2300hrs, and we could finally pop our surprise on our little Frankenstein.In any case readers get the notion that we were subjecting the Birthday boy to unhealthy humiliation, don't get us wrong. In truth, this boy is even uglier in real life, and it is with your benefit in mind that we decided save you from sighting his true countenance.

In fact, he was so hideous that he made a car stop in its tracks...And managed to send chills down the spines of other boys.Now won't you say that we were just being kind? >:P

Thankfully, in the entire Universe, THEere is ONE who can subdue this monster.And she effortlessly sedated Baloney Bam2.

With a year older, we can only wish him a tad wiser. But even if not, I know for certain my darlink Octanites shall also be made to endure his nutty pursuits together!Thank you all for coming down to share the fat in spite of your million and one obligations! :)

Meantime, anyone has plans on the 31st December? >:P

Princess Scissorhands

That Bogay Teo jabbed me in the ribs and wailed, "When are you going to update the blog?! I can't bear seeing my ugly mug plastered all over the Octans' Cavern!"

And so, being as the kind, wonderful Pretty Princess K., I shall fulfill his request with an appetiser...

From this.
It became this.

AHHHHHH! Has our Pretty Princess gone absolutely berserk and rampaged amok murdering these wordly works of art?!

The answer shall be unveiled tomorrow! =^-^=

Of A Sly Winson Leo...

Of his heinous deed, I shall flesh in another day.

But before I cough myself a symphonic lullaby...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY WINSON TEO!!! =^-^=

Stop calling me old cos you're now of the same age as I! *mwahaha*

For the fun, joy and laughter :)

These are classic photos alright? :) *keeping my fingers cross that peifen won't see these* HAHAHA!

Potty In Palawan!

Our little Octanites were taken out on a grand excursion to Sentosa on the recent Saturday, and judging from their unruly behaviour, one can tell that they hardly get much of the sun, sand and sea.

After realising that he forgot to bring his passport, Kian Poon ran to some random char kway teow auntie and wailed in despair, "Auntie Auntie! I can't go Sentosa without my passport! What should I do instead?" We gaffawed with glee, but Kian Poon got the final laugh cos he decided to ditch us for his girlfriend after knowing that he has been denied Sentosa without his passport...

But before bidding farewell, he infected the Octanites with his kookiness that had them rail potty over Palawan for the rest of the afternoon...

First off, they were intrigued by an unusually unsightly specimen found along the coast of Sentosa land.And lacking good manners, they pointed and prodded that poor object.

Tanya instilled fear by flexing her bulging biceps tatooed with crests and strange creeds.And with her mighty human power, she instigated manhandling and mua-cheeing chosen victims from Octans.

But they atoned for their misdemeanour by rewarding a very fortunate lad with a sand spa under the sunny skies!And he did emerge with a much more enviable complexion.

Wobbling with euphoria, Hazel-JIE crushed the scrawny boys with her sumo strengthAnd in doing so, afflicted Zack and Lao Kok Kok with bad sprain on their frail backs.

The lunacy persisted till evening when the Octans spent their dinner outside Vivocity chomping on a culinary of eats conjured up our regional chefs, Ben and Shiqi.But food only worsen their condition as they spent the time invading the playground with their brazen dares, challenging each other to an immensely unpalatable session of HTHT. (Yes, it's Pretty Princess K's worst fear... >,<)

Charmed by the splendid company of even the strangest crackpots, and entertained by random strangers...

...midnight drew near and the epidemic came to a close with a mad dash for the final train service from Harbourfront.

Sentosa Fiesta was an infinitely sunny vacation of many potty thrills...

But beyond the circle of trust, we shall feign ignorance of our unbridled insanity!

A Tasteful Tribute

Allow me to dedicate this post to our ever so Perfect Princess K.
Lovely in all aspects, it is little wonder that she is chosen to be a fine role model to her students and is esteemed to be the next Ministress of Education! Which is reason enough to why all of us Octanites adore her to the core!

I hereby pledge my allegiance to the Kingdom of Swaziland! Oh hail, mighty Princess K.!

With all that said, lets see the reason behind this dedication.




The darling princess of swaziland had worked really hard all morning. Sweeping, wiping and perspiring. All the hard work just to ensure that the palace is clean and sparkling. She has to lead by example. So she removed her tiara and got down to work!

All the hard work, just for SWAZILAND!!

How to become da next moomoo!

Ok!!! Since it won't be nice if it is just princess putting in all the inputs for the Octans' blog, let me try to blog something too!!! This is to show u how to become the next moomoo!!!

1) You need to tell pple that orientation around the school is one of the few times you ever walked so much!!! Cuz U normally drive!

2) You need to have 30cans of soft drinks packed in your tiny fridge!

3) You have all your combat ready stuff in your car wherever you go

4) You must weight less than Pretty Princess K. Double Chin Ching!

5) You must be the first person to shiver after entering the river!

6) You need a lucky mole on your chest!!

7) Your room must be at least as messy as shown below!




This is btw a hall 1 single room. It is the same size as a double room...